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Tax for the guys - Printable Version +- Jamericans (https://jamericans.net/yellowboard) +-- Forum: Jamaicaholics (https://jamericans.net/yellowboard/forumdisplay.php?fid=1) +--- Forum: Message Board (https://jamericans.net/yellowboard/forumdisplay.php?fid=3) +--- Thread: Tax for the guys (/showthread.php?tid=100045)

Tax for the guys - Angel - 02-26-2014 The only thing the IRS has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time, it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole.  On top of all this, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 2014, penises will be taxed according to size.  To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of the standard 1040p form. 10 to 12 inches     Luxury tax           $50.00 8 to 10 inches       Pole tax              $30.00 6 to 8 inches        Privileged tax           $15.00 4 to 6 inches        Nuisance tax            $5.00 PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a Refund. PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION. *Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains. Sincerely, Internal Revenue Service Don't want to offend anyone, just saw this and changed the year. Have no idea where it originated. It was sent to me years ago. Hehe! RE: Tax for the guys - Schuttzie - 02-26-2014 HAHA! RE: Tax for the guys - booger - 02-26-2014 Is that measured limp or hard? RE: Tax for the guys - rootswoman - 02-26-2014 LOL Angel Good One! I guess it depends how much you want to pay Booger. RE: Tax for the guys - Blues Pirate - 02-27-2014 Well it's a good thing I'm a Canadian otherwise I would be in big trouble with the IRS. I'm curious to read what the IRS has to say about the tax on vaginas.