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DAT& More - Firemon - 02-20-2018 An old comedy tune "DAT." Stephen The funniest reggae song ever ever written. Pluto Shervington had such a great sense of humour and it really comes out in this tune. DirtyUnclesTunes Ozzy works out his grocery bill and discovers he can only afford pork, which is against his religion, after he buys his weed, so he tries to hide it, that's pretty much what it's about i do believe. hal9000lovesdaisy It makes the song that much more hilarious to understand Ozzy was trying to hide the pork from his brethren Rasta Jeremiah, who wanted to help him eat up a pound of dat ting der, lol. Rasta Ozzy from up de hill Decide fi check 'pon 'im grocery bill An' when him add up de t'ings him need De dunny done wha' him save fi buy likkle weed Him han 'pon him jaw, lord. Red him eye an' just meditate The time is so hard lord, I man now t'ink 'bout emigrate I mek up me mind lord I might as well go 'gainst I man faith So a forward a market, I sight the butcher bwoy by de gate Chorus ( You wan' goat? ) No I might-a kill I queen ( Try de beef nuh? ) I no check fi no grass weh green ( Wha' bout fowl? ) What'cha know is time fi a change ( Mere fish ? ) Got children out a dat range ( How 'bout de steak? ) What'cha know, me no sight me rate ( Try tripe? ) Bu'n me belly when I pull me pipe ( What about de pork then? ) Hush your mouth man, me brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat t'ing there So when the butcher pull up a stool Begin fi question Ozzy how him so fool What kind a sump'in cook in a pot From him born him never did hear 'bout dat Well what'cha know master, give I time mek'a try explain It's just like a flim show Fi protect the humble we change the name I would have feel so cute Fi come in and ask we some 'Arnold fat' I and I feel safer if we change the subject and call it Dat ( Rpt Chorus ) Ozzy pay off de butcher bill Tek de parcel and trod up the hill Like a spite who do you t'ink him meet? Rasta Jeremiah from down the street Guidance me brethren Is wha' you have in a dat dere bag? Him kinda get frighten, and begin fi hide it beneat' him rag That man no fear I lord Mek we go up me yard and take a sat Meanwhile light a fire I will help you eat off de pound a dat ( Rpt Chorus ) Your Welcome have a good day RE: DAT - Oldtimer2 - 02-21-2018 That's hilarous !!!! I'd love to walk into a grocery store and talk like that ....hehehe RE: DAT - CardBoardBox - 02-21-2018 hilarous? Agreed. I've been to the meat counter in HiLo; Prices make me run away so fast my shadow couldn't catch me. What didn't surprise me is how the Pastor invited himself. I suppose the irony is Ozzy got busted. RE: DAT - Firemon - 02-22-2018 More Pluto comedy hits "Your Honor" and "Ram Goat Liver" |