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a priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar ... - CardBoardBox - 04-15-2020

"roast beef on a hard roll"


RE: a priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar ... - CardBoardBox - 04-15-2020

actually, it was a drunk and the bartender.

The minister, priest and rabbi didn't have the minister, and it was about driving 2 new cars. Which crashed, and a big Irish cop showed up to investigate and a rabbi was called and asked to read the "last rites." No, that's not right. I'll try to resolve this because I think 2 jokes were merged, but first, ....

Since everyone here has a paid membership, which is revoked if you don't post something once a year, you would be glad to read that the minister, priest and rabbi each bought a ticket to a raffle for 3 new cars.
My uncle asked someone "who won the cars. Who won the Chevy?"
"Father Oldtimer did. Wasn't he lucky."

Who won the Ford?
"Minister Kylake did. Wasn't he lucky."

Who won the Dodge?
Rabbi Tammy did. Wasn't she lucky."

By the way, how many tickets did you buy? My uncle replied
"Not a darn one. Wasn't I lucky."

That was fun. But at 4 AM, things do get to be funny.
We could also play a knock-knock joke. You start


RE: a priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar ... - oldtimer - 04-15-2020

A termite walked into a bar . He looked around and asked " Where's the bar tender "


RE: a priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar ... - kylake - 04-16-2020

I saw someone buying 144 rolls of toilet paper. That's gross.