I swear the Onion hit this spot on. This sounds just like a speech he would give doesn't it?
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/admit-it-you-people-want-see-how-far-goes-dont-you-50895
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/admit-it-you-people-want-see-how-far-goes-dont-you-50895
Beer is proof God wants us to be happy, Ben Franklin