04-27-2019, 10:00 PM
Another tip: Never shake hands with a higgler on the beach. Fist bump! Keep moving.
Otherwise they'll hold that handshake and work that sale in slow motion with small talk (which is fine if you're not trying to get somewhere) and your beach walk will slow to a crawl as your vacation time gets eaten away over and over again as dreads emerge every 25 yards to comically demand respect even though they have no respect for all the hardships you've had to endure just to afford to get away and go on vacation.
Otherwise they'll hold that handshake and work that sale in slow motion with small talk (which is fine if you're not trying to get somewhere) and your beach walk will slow to a crawl as your vacation time gets eaten away over and over again as dreads emerge every 25 yards to comically demand respect even though they have no respect for all the hardships you've had to endure just to afford to get away and go on vacation.